Let’s Have Dumb Old Kirk Cameron Tell Us How To Romance Our Christian Wives
Not no more Let’s get one thing out of the way: Kirk Cameron is cute. This is why it such a screaming shame he fell in with the wrong crowd and became a creationist dickweasel fundamentalist Christian....
View ArticlePhyllis Schlafly To Louisiana Flood Victims: Speak English Or Go F*ck Yourself
Screw you, huddled masses. Yes, the Louisiana floods are tragic, with loss of life, destruction of property, and massive disruptions to people’s everyday lives. But in the middle of all the chaos, it’s...
View ArticleWonkagenda: Tuesday, September 6, 2016
The G-20 Summit in China was a not-so-secret clusterfuck because China’s a bunch of assholes. Phyllis Schlafly died. She was 92, so it was clearly a nefarious commie plot. A rotting piece of moldy...
View ArticleGod Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President
At least she saved us from unisex toilets. Phyllis Schlafly died Monday at the age of 92, bringing an end to more than a decade of Wonkette comments beginning “You mean to say that old hater is still...
View ArticleYour Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby FLYING LIKE A ZEBRA!
FLY, ZEBRA, FLY! OH HI AND GOOD SATURDAY MORNING, WONKETARIAT! It is time for your weekly Saturday top ten list, where we count down all the stories you clicked on THE MOST this week, but first, you...
View ArticleKellyanne Conway Knows Where A Woman’s Place Is, And It Is Not The White House
bad at things OH HEY, Kellyanne Conway, would you like to tell us all about how we are being sexist to you, when we call you out for lying and being a terrible person? Would you like to tell us how...
View Article‘Fox & Friends’ Morons Settle Question Of How Dumb Chicks Should Behave
Hard-hitting journalism. Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade and Ainsley Earhardt, the goons who inhabit the idiot couch on “Fox & Friends,” are doing important journalism. Thursday morning was no...
View ArticleThe Week In Garbage… Ladies?: The ‘Lovely Ladies Of Men’s Issues’ Make MRA...
Hello! And welcome to your weekly jaunt through the dark and seedy and ultimately very depressing underbelly of the Manosphere. This week, I thought we’d take a look at some of the women who have...
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